This week in the news. 12/13-12-19

You know the drill. Here are my top picks for pizza in the news this week. Lets get to it.

First news story isn't really a news story as much as it is local deals on pizza for this week at least. 

 The only one this week comes From Ksl Deals where you can get 39% of a full buffet ticket. Check it out. I haven't reviewed them yet, but they are alright, for a pizza buffet.

No the real news, here is the headline

Police: Man charged after seriously injuring pizza delivery man with baseball bat

This one is from Springfield MO. apparently Delivery Drivers are hot stuff. If you are anything like me you might think, "maybe this poor man mistook the driver for a burglar, or perhaps the Driver was threatening his family for his tip." but no. 

This punk Donnielye Yarbrough called his local pizza hut and had the driver deliver to the abandoned house across the street and took and aluminum bat to this noble pizza delivery drivers head, because indeed it is noble, to drive into whatever situation you could dream of, just to deliver the joy of pizza. Anyway, he hit this poor guy over the head just for a pizza and a few bucks in tip money. 

I love pizza, but I don't condone violence in the name of pizza.

Pizza worker shakes it up to attract customers

Now, this story is from the world’s most boring place. I thought Utah was boring, but even Utah can find better news than Sioux City Iowa. They took an extended look at the "industry" they call "Shaker Boarder" that you are all undoubtedly familiar with. This is the people you see standing outside (insert the name of your favorite national chain restaurant here) shaking poster board. That seems to make this term they have conceived for these folks make sense. But then you realize they could've just said, "board Shakers" but that would be too plain. They needed to get a marketing director in there that spoon fed them some BS about how "it flows!" or "it excites!"

Apparently this particular "Shaker Boarder" is exceptionally talented at his job. When I read the headline, I followed the like because I thought that maybe he was putting on dramatic plays. Or Avant Garde presentations of popular pizza commercials but it is none of those things. It is just that this guy can dance pretty well and people seem to think pizza when they see him dance. 

I wasn't interested in this enough to read more than two paragraphs. But if you want to follow the link in the headline.

Now we are done, for now. if you know of any news, or deals you can share with the other people reading. Please do so in the comment section. If you want to criticize my spelling or grammar. do that too. If you want to confess your love for pizza or tell me who I should visit and review. whatever you want really, just comment.