This week in the news is dying, and out of its ashes, rising like the phoenix comes, "how would the world be better this week if pizza were involved?"

So. I am going to do a slightly different spin on this from previous weeks. I'm going to tell you about a major news story. Where pizza may or may not be involved. If pizza is involved, then cool. If not I will speculate about how, if it were, pizza would make that situation better.

I got this story from the New York daily news, and officially pizza isn't involved.

Storm chaser attacked by knife-wielding man along Texashighway after tornadoes struck near Dallas

The supposed attacker. photo taken from the New York Daily news

This story takes what would already be headline news, and twists it just right. Follow the link for details, but after the devastating tornados that hit Texas, a man attacked a famous storm chaser with a knife. While we are looking for ways that pizza could have improved this event. Obviously the storm chaser should have had a pizza available in his truck, because the man that attacked him was most likely "hangry" after a terrible storm. He would have

appreciated a pizza, and it is most likely that he subconsciously wanted a pizza anyway. I don't know if my speculation makes any sense, but after editing it a few times, I don’t know how to make my thoughts clearer

Cars and Pizza Ovens Targeted as Italy Combats Air Pollution

After one of the largest international climate agreements in history, it seems that the world wants to combat climate change and air pollution. However, this winter Italy is simply concerned with air pollution levels being consistently breached. While the nation is primarily focused on limiting the usage of cars, the town of San Vitaliano will be restricting the use of wood fired pizza ovens. All I can say is that the mayor should focus on restricting transportation usage, if he wants to have a part in combating air pollution, I say unto you Signore let them eat wood fired pizza!

That’s all this week folks. Thanks for reading, more after the New Year.