heres the deal about Frozen pizza./people who like pizza aren't as fancy as they pretend to be.

I just wanted to take a second and write about frozen pizza. Its beautiful, not because of its taste, not because its actually beautiful, because it isn't, most are quite disgusting in appearance. Frozen pizza is a work of art because its simple and easy.
When I was a kid, my mother would occasionally want to treat the family to a special experience. as an adult I realize that she really was probably trying to figure out an easy way to handle us while my dad was out of town and she was all alone. anyways, on the weekends dad was gone we would frequently go to Blockbuster,Come on! don't give me that look! just go look it up, while there we would rent our favorite movie, or one we were excited to see, and then go get a frozen pizza.

To this day, this is her babysitting strategy when she has all her grandchildren. Frozen cheese pizza is something no kid is going to turn down. It is simple, and it tastes fine for the likes of a kid. Also to this day, I am so fond of pizza, and frozen pizza because I got to bond with my rather large family over pizza. my brain positively associates frozen pizza with family.

The other key part to this is that I still have the tastebuds that allow me to recognize that frozen pizza isn't that bad. Pick a brand any brand! None of them are inedible, none that I have experienced anyway, and to add to my point referenced in the title people who like pizza enjoy it, and seek it out because it is simple. That is not to say that we can't appreciate great pizza when we find it. We just really love the simplicity of having all the greatest things of this world piled on to something we can hold in our hands and shove in our mouths.
thats what I think. tell me what you think in the comment section, but please be gentle.