THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON PIZZA & IT'S AS CHEESY AS THIS PUN

So I wanted to write a blog about pizza, cause I am crazy about it. I love pizza so much I don't think you even realize it completely. I could eat pizza for every meal, but people who care about me would like me to live to see 30, and while the thing is unhealthy. It is still great. I will talk more later about what seems to be a universal argument about pizzas healthy quality. 

WHY I LOVE PIZZA

Besides the taste, well, lets not think about anything else until we talk about the taste. With the perfect set of ingredients, pizza can provide your mouth with a unique experience that will have your reptilian brain crying for more goodness. There is a perfect pizza for everyone and when you find it will be just like true love. Check out this video from the YouTube channel Reactions.

Positive memories

 Just like most Americans that live in the 21st century I have positive memories of pizza. In my case most birthday party's had the main course of pizza. If you achieved something special with your class you were rewarded by a pizza party, I never played softball but if I had played I would have undoubtedly had a pizza dinner after a victorious 9th inning catch that sent my team to the playoffs or something ridiculous like that. I am no psychologist but what I do know is that pizza made me happy as a kid and it makes me happy now.

The way people bond

This is similar to our positive memories entry. People seem to really connect over pizza, it is something that almost everyone in this fine country has had, and it is something that everyone can share. What makes you happier than dividing a delicious pie with all the people you love most in the world? Then playing games or laughing or swapping stories. 

WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE PIZZA


The food pyramid & pizza

This post is going to be stuffed with pictures. Please forgive that accidental pizza pun, but I won't delete it because I like it. Anyway. What follows is the classic food pyramid. Now, when I was a 5th grader the image I now show you was presented to me for the first time. Since I am a human being and not an alien I was already quite an enthusiastic fan of pizza. So the first thing I saw was a slice of supreme pizza. I mean look at them. As the picture on the left so clearly illustrates, every food group is represented. Again I am no expert of anything, excepting maybe pizza. Even then the only thing that qualifies me to talk about pizza is my enthusiasm of the thing. I think this argument is sound.

Pizza can make you popular

Although I have never condoned pandering to the masses, we have already discussed pizza's unifying qualities. So, you must recognize that pizza will attract humans like sugar water attracts flies. That analogy isn't the most appealing, but you get the idea. If you find yourself needing friends, or just some company, buy a pizza. The type of people that come running may need additional vetting before being included into your circle of friends. At least they will be good conversation.  Don’t forget that you all have one thing in common. Pizza!

What I am going to talk about on the blog


Some posts will be history of pizza; some posts will be about the great American pizza meccas, like New York or Chicago. Some will be reviews of pizza from my hometown of Salt Lake City. So strap in and enjoy the wonders of pizza.